Cerita ini baru kudengar daripada rakanku sendiri. Elok dijadikan teladan kepada perokok-perokok di luar sana...
Adala seorang mamat ni, dia suka sangat merokok. Tapi,dia ni bila nak merokok je mesti minta kat orang. Ramai juga rakan sekerjanya yang menjadi 'mangsa'. Yelah, rokok sebatang mahal beb!
Satu hari, si mamat ni bertanya la pada rakannya apa maksud 'rokok' dalam bahasa Jawa. Lalu, rakannya yang berketurunan Jawa menjawab:
" Rokok orang Jawa panggil J*M$UT."
Demikianla 'ilmu' yang si mamat ni perolehi pada hari itu...
Keesokan hari, si mamat ni dan rakan-rakannya yang bertugas di salah sebuah syarikat bekalan elektrik telah menerima tugasan untuk membaiki kerosakan bekalan elektrik sebuah rumah di kawasan berhampiran. Rumah tersebut dihuni oleh sorang lelaki tua berketurunan Jawa.
Sebaik saje selesai kerja, merekapun duduk melepaskan letih bersama lelaki tua tersebut. Si mamat ni pulak tanpa segan-silu mintala sebatang rokok pada lelaki tua tu dalam bahasa Jawa.
"Wak, ada J*M$UT."
Lantas, dengan pantas lelaki tua tu yang berkain pelikat dan sedang duduk dengan kaki 'ala kalah judi',terus memperkemaskan duduknya jadi duduk bersila...Beberapa rakan si mamat ni (orang Jawa) yang sibuk memerhatikan gelagat lelaki tua tu, terus ketawa berdekah-dekah. Si mamat ni pun ketawa sekali tapi rasa pelik!
Dengan rasa kepelikan yang melampau, si mamat nipun bertanya pada salah sorang rakannya tadi. Jadi, rakannya nipun menjelaskan perkara sebenar. Rupa-rupa makna rokok dalam bahasa Jawa bukanla 'J*M$UT' (Kalau nak tahu apa dia 'J*M$UT' tanya orang Jawa). Apalagi,'berapi' satu badan si mamat ni.
Sekian.
Moralnya: Janganla merokok dan belajarla Bahasa Jawa sampai habis... ;P
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Taekwando ITF
Minggu lepas aku sempat tengok "grading" bagi colour belt untuk ITF di wangsa Malawati. Banyak aksi-aksi yg mencuit hati. maklumlah kebanyakkannya kanak2. macam2 hal berlaku hinggakan instructor pun pening kepala. Tapi nak bising banyak2 pun tak guna. budak2 mmg macam tu. Ada jugak mak bapak yang perihatin datang tengok sekali.
Disini aku sertakan beberapa gambar untuk tatapan. Bagi mereka yang nak lebih gambar lagi , tlg email kat aku.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Kroni oh..kroni public bank
Semalam aku pergi kat bank Public Kuala selangor. Orang boleh tahan ramai jugak. Tapi yang aku tak puas hati ialah layanan pegawai di bahagian kaunter. Ikut lah peraturan. Nak masukkan cek atau duit tu ambil lah nombor giliran. Ini tidak ada beberapa orang Cina masuk terus aje pergi kat kaunter tu seolah-olah bank ini bapak dia orang punya.Dah la tu, lepas tu ade pulak kawannya tumpang sekaki. Kami yang ambil nombor pun nak cepat jugak. Hello bank manager, tengok-tengoklah anak buah tu..Jangan sampai nanti, orang Melayu pulaukan public bank. Aku dah bercadang nak tutup akaun kat bank tu. banyak lagi bank yang ada. Ini bukan first time berlaku, dah banyak kali.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
What is Ramadan?
Ramadan is the ninth month of the Muslim calendar. The Month of Ramadan is also when it is believed the Holy Quran "was sent down from heaven, a guidance unto men, a declaration of direction, and a means of Salvation"
It is during this month that Muslims fast. It is called the Fast of Ramadan and lasts the entire month. Ramadan is a time when Muslims concentrate on their faith and spend less time on the concerns of their everyday lives. It is a time of worship and contemplation
During the Fast of Ramadan strict restraints are placed on the daily lives of Muslims. They are not allowed to eat or drink during the daylight hours. Smoking and sexual relations are also forbidden during fasting. At the end of the day the fast is broken with prayer and a meal called the iftar. In the evening following the iftar it is customary for Muslims to go out visiting family and friends. The fast is resumed the next morning
According to the Holy Quran:
One may eat and drink at any time during the night "until you can plainly distinguish a white thread from a black thread by the daylight: then keep the fast until night"
The good that is acquired through the fast can be destroyed by five things -
the telling of a lie
slander
denouncing someone behind his back
a false oath
greed or covetousness
These are considered offensive at all times, but are most offensive during the Fast of Ramadan
During Ramadan, it is common for Muslims to go to the Masjid (Mosque) and spend several hours praying and studying the Quran. In addition to the five daily prayers, during Ramadan Muslims recite a special prayer called the Taraweeh prayer (Night Prayer). The length of this prayer is usually 2-3 times as long as the daily prayers. Some Muslims spend the entire night in prayer
On the 20th and above of the month, Muslims are advised to look for the Laylat-al-Qadr (the Night of Power). It is believed that on this night Muhammad first received the revelation of the Holy Quran. And according to the Quran, this is when God determines the course of the world for the following year
When the fast ends (the first day of the month of Shawwal) it is celebrated for three days in a holiday called Id-al-Fitr (the Feast of Fast Breaking). Gifts are exchanged. Friends and family gather to pray in congregation and for large meals. In some cities fairs are held to celebrate the end of the Fast of Ramadan.
Ramadan is the ninth month of the Muslim calendar. The Month of Ramadan is also when it is believed the Holy Quran "was sent down from heaven, a guidance unto men, a declaration of direction, and a means of Salvation"
It is during this month that Muslims fast. It is called the Fast of Ramadan and lasts the entire month. Ramadan is a time when Muslims concentrate on their faith and spend less time on the concerns of their everyday lives. It is a time of worship and contemplation
During the Fast of Ramadan strict restraints are placed on the daily lives of Muslims. They are not allowed to eat or drink during the daylight hours. Smoking and sexual relations are also forbidden during fasting. At the end of the day the fast is broken with prayer and a meal called the iftar. In the evening following the iftar it is customary for Muslims to go out visiting family and friends. The fast is resumed the next morning
According to the Holy Quran:
One may eat and drink at any time during the night "until you can plainly distinguish a white thread from a black thread by the daylight: then keep the fast until night"
The good that is acquired through the fast can be destroyed by five things -
the telling of a lie
slander
denouncing someone behind his back
a false oath
greed or covetousness
These are considered offensive at all times, but are most offensive during the Fast of Ramadan
During Ramadan, it is common for Muslims to go to the Masjid (Mosque) and spend several hours praying and studying the Quran. In addition to the five daily prayers, during Ramadan Muslims recite a special prayer called the Taraweeh prayer (Night Prayer). The length of this prayer is usually 2-3 times as long as the daily prayers. Some Muslims spend the entire night in prayer
On the 20th and above of the month, Muslims are advised to look for the Laylat-al-Qadr (the Night of Power). It is believed that on this night Muhammad first received the revelation of the Holy Quran. And according to the Quran, this is when God determines the course of the world for the following year
When the fast ends (the first day of the month of Shawwal) it is celebrated for three days in a holiday called Id-al-Fitr (the Feast of Fast Breaking). Gifts are exchanged. Friends and family gather to pray in congregation and for large meals. In some cities fairs are held to celebrate the end of the Fast of Ramadan.
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